What can all that Porkulus buy?

from Stop The ACLU by William Teach
The Boston Globe is there

Pay every US elementary school teacher’s salary for 11 years

Pay off all US student debt

Romney’s Utah ski home - more than 149,000 times over

More than 45 million Pontiac G5s 1,760 Celtics teams

Cover money lost in Madoff’s Ponzi sheme - 16 times over

Pay the salary of Massachusetts’ top-paid worker for the next 1,283,713 years

Over 19.6 billion digital TV converter box coupons

More than 222 billion Big Macs

Brandeis University’s Rose Art Museum collection - 2,248 times over

In Southern and others:

136,869,565,217 chicken tenders lunch specials (with toast) at Shane’s Rib House

2,314,705,882 Walther P22’s

209,866,666,667 boxes of the Winchester .22 ammo I like

3,148,000 Combines at a cost of 250K each

7,870,000,000 for $100 worth of fishing supplies, including worms

78,7007,870 stormtrooper costumes

524,666,666 laptops at a cost of $1,500 each. Enough for every resident of the US, including the illegals 757,459 Casablancas

17,492,776,172 Country Combo gift packs

10,493,333,333 pirate costumes

30,269,230 bass boats with trailer

1,210,769,230 3 day packages to Disney World. If we bump up the price to include airfare and food where necessary, every single American could go and still have money for the t-shirt

393 Seawolf class subs

1,124 Obama campaigns

5503496503 proctology exams. Works out to be about the same thing as Porkulus(1)

19,675,000,000 bottles of Jack Daniel’s. That’s 65 bottles for each of us. We’re gonna need them

47,725,894,481.5 Papa John’s $16.49 large pizzas with 1 topping and parmesan breadsticks delivered to the White House. Tip not included.

What else is there?